Joe Santagato

Anonymous said: I'm going to kidnap you one day and do things to you, you'll never forget;)

I’m sorry but I will have to respectfully decline your rape offer. Thank you though.

Failed Sexts

Anonymous said: Do you think Selena Gomez is hot? Or does she look 12 years old? what do your mates think?

Nah she’s hot now. I’m a fan.

Anonymous said: Who is your favorite comedian?

Louis CK, Bill Burr, Bo Burnham, & George Carlin (in no particular order)

bleeding-earrs:

Me

Anonymous said: Have you ever considered doing radio ?

Not really but I think I could.

onlyfitgirls:

Ha’a Keaulana runs across the ocean floor with a 50 pound boulder. They do this as training to survive the massive surf waves of winter. She learned her amazing skills from her dad, legendary waterman #briankeaulana and her Grandpa, #Buffalo. I was very humbled to learn from the Hawaiians who have salt water running through their veins. Mahalo Nui Loa. Please stay tuned for our upcoming story on the Hawaiian surfing culture. 
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Jesus
skypestripper:

how can i say no

Anonymous said: Would you like it if I gave you a massage?

I could use one of those right now

shitty mood.